Ahoy! Distress voyeur Farage is sea-perving – while terrified Johnson tacks towards him | Marina Hyde | The Guardian

Britain’s most unflushable war buff has taken to the beaches on a one-man migrant mission to drag No 10 further rightWhat a pleasure to have the news agenda still dictated by former drivetime radio presenter Nigel Farage, who resists the suggestion that it’s time to declare an emergency in his career by announcing: “It’s time to declare an emergency in the Channel.”Initially it was to be hoped there would be only one wave of Farage before a cure was discovered, but scientists have long accepted that we will simply learn to have to live with him, albeit in slightly diminished form with each outing, until he has finally infected so many layers of our culture that he is in effect spent. Think of it as a turd immunity strategy. Continue reading…

Britain’s most unflushable war buff has taken to the beaches on a one-man migrant mission to drag No 10 further right

What a pleasure to have the news agenda still dictated by former drivetime radio presenter Nigel Farage, who resists the suggestion that it’s time to declare an emergency in his career by announcing: “It’s time to declare an emergency in the Channel.”

Initially it was to be hoped there would be only one wave of Farage before a cure was discovered, but scientists have long accepted that we will simply learn to have to live with him, albeit in slightly diminished form with each outing, until he has finally infected so many layers of our culture that he is in effect spent. Think of it as a turd immunity strategy.

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